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DC Universe Direct Kingdom Come Green Lantern JSA JLA

DC Universe Direct Kingdom Come Green Lantern JSA JLA

$9.99 15m
WWII German Cavalry 12" figure mint by Dragon

WWII German Cavalry 12" figure mint by Dragon

10 $33.00 15m
BOWSER! 7" (18CM) SUPER MARIO BROS PLUSH CUTE TOY DOLL

BOWSER! 7" (18CM) SUPER MARIO BROS PLUSH CUTE TOY DOLL

1 $0.01 15m
STAR WARS PADME AMIDALA BAD35 THE LEGACY COLLECTION MOC

STAR WARS PADME AMIDALA BAD35 THE LEGACY COLLECTION MOC

$9.99 15m
6 super mario brothers figures YOSHI TOAD LUIGI PEACH

6 super mario brothers figures YOSHI TOAD LUIGI PEACH

- $5.99 15m
1 6 scale US Modern Marine Woodland Cappy!!!

1 6 scale US Modern Marine Woodland Cappy!!!

- $0.99 15m
CAL RIPKEN JR  CHIPPER JONES 2000 STARTING LINEUP NIB

CAL RIPKEN JR CHIPPER JONES 2000 STARTING LINEUP NIB

$15.95 15m
McFarlane Dale Earnhart figure series 1

McFarlane Dale Earnhart figure series 1

- $20.00 15m
James Cameron's Avatar Movie Figure Cpl. Lyle Wainfleet

James Cameron's Avatar Movie Figure Cpl. Lyle Wainfleet

- $5.00 15m
Little Pony

Little Pony

- $6.00 15m
Bloody Nail Through Finger Joke Gag Gift and Prank

Bloody Nail Through Finger Joke Gag Gift and Prank

$1.00 15m
King of the Hill Boomhauer Figure

King of the Hill Boomhauer Figure

7 $29.51 15m
Macross Hikaru Ichijo VF-1 Valkyrie Pilot 12" Figure

Macross Hikaru Ichijo VF-1 Valkyrie Pilot 12" Figure

$99.95 15m
CLOWN II  SPAWN

CLOWN II SPAWN

$22.50 15m
TRANSFORMERS ENERGON SHOCKBLAST FIGURE

TRANSFORMERS ENERGON SHOCKBLAST FIGURE

$59.99 15m
James Cameron's Avatar Movie Figure Pvt. Sean Fike New

James Cameron's Avatar Movie Figure Pvt. Sean Fike New

- $3.00 15m
VERY RARE McFarlane Spawn #6 Complete 5 Figure Set MINT

VERY RARE McFarlane Spawn #6 Complete 5 Figure Set MINT

$39.50 15m
Design Chair 1 6:Green:Living Modern Furnishing Room

Design Chair 1 6:Green:Living Modern Furnishing Room

$4.08 15m
CORNBOY    TOTAL CHAOS  SPAWN

CORNBOY TOTAL CHAOS SPAWN

$22.50 15m
Transformers G1 Targetmaster SCOURGE FRACAS - Complete

Transformers G1 Targetmaster SCOURGE FRACAS - Complete

$339.99 15m

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!

Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.

Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!



Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!

Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

 

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