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Twilight Turtle Night Light Stars Lamp Baby Care

Twilight Turtle Night Light Stars Lamp Baby Care

- $0.99 15m
TEDDY BEAR IN THE BOX~Kids Musical Learning Toy~ABC FUN

TEDDY BEAR IN THE BOX~Kids Musical Learning Toy~ABC FUN

$8.08 16m
Twilight Turtle Night Light Stars Lamp Baby Care

Twilight Turtle Night Light Stars Lamp Baby Care

- $0.99 16m
New Up Close Magic Trick Disappearing Ball Vase Cup

New Up Close Magic Trick Disappearing Ball Vase Cup

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$5.35
$5.95
17m
Fashion Round Stainless Steel Silver yoyo Toy for Kids

Fashion Round Stainless Steel Silver yoyo Toy for Kids

- $0.01 17m
New Shock Lighter Prank gag joke

New Shock Lighter Prank gag joke

$4.95 20m
New Shock Gum Prank gag joke

New Shock Gum Prank gag joke

$1.95 20m
Wooden Rocking Horse

Wooden Rocking Horse

- $15.00 22m
plush rocking horse ride on kid boy girl toy music gift

plush rocking horse ride on kid boy girl toy music gift

$93.00 22m
Orange Fashion Wheel Stainless Steel yo yo Toy for Kids

Orange Fashion Wheel Stainless Steel yo yo Toy for Kids

- $0.01 23m
1958 Snoopy Mattel Peanuts Jack in the Box

1958 Snoopy Mattel Peanuts Jack in the Box

$25.20 23m
NEW The Official Yomega Trick Book !!!

NEW The Official Yomega Trick Book !!!

$1.00 25m
12 Glow In The Dark Sea Life Silly Shaped Rubber Bands

12 Glow In The Dark Sea Life Silly Shaped Rubber Bands

$2.35 26m
HOLLY HOBBIE SCRAPBOOK KIT W  GEMS,  DOLLS,  STENCILS ETC

HOLLY HOBBIE SCRAPBOOK KIT W GEMS, DOLLS, STENCILS ETC

- $0.99 27m
DISNEY ON PARADE VIEW MASTER REELS BOOKLET GAF

DISNEY ON PARADE VIEW MASTER REELS BOOKLET GAF

1 $0.99 28m
NEW The Official Yomega Trick Book and Extra Strings !!

NEW The Official Yomega Trick Book and Extra Strings !!

$1.50 28m
MICKEY MOUSE CLUB VIEW MASTER REELS BOOKLET GAF

MICKEY MOUSE CLUB VIEW MASTER REELS BOOKLET GAF

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$0.99
$5.00
30m
PIKO CHILDRENS TOYS! MIB! DUMP TRUCK RARE LIKE TONKA

PIKO CHILDRENS TOYS! MIB! DUMP TRUCK RARE LIKE TONKA

$21.21 31m
Round Wheel Stainless Steel yo yo Toy for Kids Blue

Round Wheel Stainless Steel yo yo Toy for Kids Blue

- $0.01 32m
winnie the pooh & detroit VIEW MASTER REELS BOOKLET

winnie the pooh & detroit VIEW MASTER REELS BOOKLET

1 $0.99 32m

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!

Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.

Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!



Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!

Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

 

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