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LOT of 6 - GOLDEN HARMONICAS - HARPS 24 HOLE TYPE! NEW

LOT of 6 - GOLDEN HARMONICAS - HARPS 24 HOLE TYPE! NEW

- $16.99 17m
3999 Pocket-Size auto-range Digital Multimeters UT10A

3999 Pocket-Size auto-range Digital Multimeters UT10A

$8.95 17m
LEAPSTER WOLVERRINE AND THE X-MEN NEW

LEAPSTER WOLVERRINE AND THE X-MEN NEW

- $10.00 18m
Children Dry Erase Chalkboard 2-Sided Art Easel for Two

Children Dry Erase Chalkboard 2-Sided Art Easel for Two

$55.00 18m
Infantino Tommy Tour Bus

Infantino Tommy Tour Bus

$20.00 21m
V smile SMARTRIDGE Motion WALLE Scooby THOMAS Spiderman

V smile SMARTRIDGE Motion WALLE Scooby THOMAS Spiderman

$49.99 22m
Montessori Green Series Language Kit

Montessori Green Series Language Kit

- $29.99 22m
VTECH VSMILE DISNEY PIXAR CARS AGES 4-6 YRS Easter

VTECH VSMILE DISNEY PIXAR CARS AGES 4-6 YRS Easter

- $9.99 23m
3999 Pocket-Size auto-range Digital Multimeters UT10A

3999 Pocket-Size auto-range Digital Multimeters UT10A

$17.99 24m
5 Palm Pillows Sensory Autism Therapy OT Tag Toy ESE

5 Palm Pillows Sensory Autism Therapy OT Tag Toy ESE

$7.00 24m
Vtech Bugsby Reading System & 4 Book Games  NIB

Vtech Bugsby Reading System & 4 Book Games NIB

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$59.99
$66.99
24m
KAWAII Cute Korean Keyboard Stickers - PINK from KOREA

KAWAII Cute Korean Keyboard Stickers - PINK from KOREA

$2.95 26m
T00002 MAGIC UFO Magnetic Floating Saucer Hi-tech Toy

T00002 MAGIC UFO Magnetic Floating Saucer Hi-tech Toy

- $0.01 28m
Educational Computer Keyboard Training Game Kids Child

Educational Computer Keyboard Training Game Kids Child

$24.99 30m
FISHER PRICE FUN 2 LEARN COMPUTER COOL SCHOOL

FISHER PRICE FUN 2 LEARN COMPUTER COOL SCHOOL

5 $13.50 31m
MICROSCOPE STARTER KIT - 600x - NEW TOP QUALITY OPTICS

MICROSCOPE STARTER KIT - 600x - NEW TOP QUALITY OPTICS

- $0.99 31m
Human Anatomy Models Numbered Human Skeleton NEW

Human Anatomy Models Numbered Human Skeleton NEW

$79.99 31m
Human Anatomy Model Human Torso Science New SALE

Human Anatomy Model Human Torso Science New SALE

$49.99 31m
LeapPad~SMART GUIDE TO 1ST GRADE~Game Cartridge Book~

LeapPad~SMART GUIDE TO 1ST GRADE~Game Cartridge Book~

$4.07 31m
Vtech V.Smile Cyber Pocket - Pink New In Box

Vtech V.Smile Cyber Pocket - Pink New In Box

21 $29.00 32m

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!

Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.

Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!



Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!

Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!