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Pretend Play, Preschool

25" Children's Kids Toy White Acoustic Guitar

25" Children's Kids Toy White Acoustic Guitar

$26.79 15m
Fisher Price Little People Rock Quarry w  Character LK

Fisher Price Little People Rock Quarry w Character LK

- $2.99 15m
DISNEY Herbie MAGGIE Love Bug Halloween COSTUME 4 5

DISNEY Herbie MAGGIE Love Bug Halloween COSTUME 4 5

$69.99 15m
FISHER PRICE #6364  DOLLHOUSE

FISHER PRICE #6364 DOLLHOUSE

$15.00 15m
Littlest Pet Shop Outdoor Adventure #1137 Cat Kitten

Littlest Pet Shop Outdoor Adventure #1137 Cat Kitten

- $0.99 15m
4 JUMBO DINOSAUR EGGS magic dino growing egg tricks

4 JUMBO DINOSAUR EGGS magic dino growing egg tricks

1 $9.99 15m
USED 2.5'' FRENCH BULLDOG LITTLEST PET SHOP Figure L54

USED 2.5'' FRENCH BULLDOG LITTLEST PET SHOP Figure L54

- $0.99 15m
Fisher Price Peek A Block Letter A

Fisher Price Peek A Block Letter A

$0.99 15m
Fisher Price Figures Lot

Fisher Price Figures Lot

- $0.99 16m
 HUGE LOT - Vintage FISHER PRICE LITTLE PEOPLE - 62pcs!

HUGE LOT - Vintage FISHER PRICE LITTLE PEOPLE - 62pcs!

26 $68.00 16m
Fisher-Price Toss 'n Seal Water Toy

Fisher-Price Toss 'n Seal Water Toy

- $4.99 16m
Zoobles Jaspurr Petagonia Jaspurr #138 NIB

Zoobles Jaspurr Petagonia Jaspurr #138 NIB

9 $5.05 16m
68 BOOKS ERASERS RULERS PENCILS PENS SCHOOL STICKERS

68 BOOKS ERASERS RULERS PENCILS PENS SCHOOL STICKERS

$1.00 16m
Littlest Pet Shop PetShop 12pcs Cartoon Watch LPS 06

Littlest Pet Shop PetShop 12pcs Cartoon Watch LPS 06

- $0.99 16m
Glo Worm Puppet 1985 by Hasbro

Glo Worm Puppet 1985 by Hasbro

- $0.99 16m
LITTLEST PET SHOPS - BIRD - LPS #455

LITTLEST PET SHOPS - BIRD - LPS #455

$6.99 16m
Vintage 1974 Geobra Playmobil Horse & Rider Excellent

Vintage 1974 Geobra Playmobil Horse & Rider Excellent

$4.99 16m
Littlest Pet Shop Outdoor Adventure #1138 Chihuahua Dog

Littlest Pet Shop Outdoor Adventure #1138 Chihuahua Dog

- $0.99 16m
Vintage Donald Duck Roly Poly Toy lot

Vintage Donald Duck Roly Poly Toy lot

$18.00 17m
1994 Kenner Littlest Pet Shop Playset Made in USA

1994 Kenner Littlest Pet Shop Playset Made in USA

$159.96 17m

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!

Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.

Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!



Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!

Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

 

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