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Pretend Play, Preschool

Vintage Fisher Price Pocket Camera #464 Trip to Zoo 70s

Vintage Fisher Price Pocket Camera #464 Trip to Zoo 70s

1 $4.99 15m
LITTLEST PET SHOP POSTCARD PET "NEW" PERSIAN KITTEN

LITTLEST PET SHOP POSTCARD PET "NEW" PERSIAN KITTEN

$8.99 15m
Imaginext Prince Truman the Brave Set   Slightly Used

Imaginext Prince Truman the Brave Set Slightly Used

- $8.50 16m
Wooden Fire Truck  by Montgomery schoolhouse Vt gr8 toy

Wooden Fire Truck by Montgomery schoolhouse Vt gr8 toy

- $2.99 17m
Wooden toy truck handmade will last and last cute

Wooden toy truck handmade will last and last cute

- $1.99 17m
Grn Two Heads Dinosaur Mouth Opening Plastic 3D Animal

Grn Two Heads Dinosaur Mouth Opening Plastic 3D Animal

- $3.24 17m
NEW Pacific Play Tent Giant Tee Pee Fun House Kid Child

NEW Pacific Play Tent Giant Tee Pee Fun House Kid Child

$79.95 18m
Littlest Pet Shop Platypus--in Hand!

Littlest Pet Shop Platypus--in Hand!

1 $9.99 18m
Littlest Pet shop Petshop Lizard green Rare

Littlest Pet shop Petshop Lizard green Rare

4 $2.30 18m
LITTLEST PET SHOP POSTCARD PET "NEW" PANDA BEAR

LITTLEST PET SHOP POSTCARD PET "NEW" PANDA BEAR

$8.99 18m
Littlest Pet Shop Platypus--in Hand!

Littlest Pet Shop Platypus--in Hand!

2 $10.50 18m
VINTAGE FISHER PRICE LITTLE PEOPLE WOODEN FAMILY - EXC

VINTAGE FISHER PRICE LITTLE PEOPLE WOODEN FAMILY - EXC

12 $16.50 18m
KITCHEN PRETEND PLAY SET GIRLS KIDS TOY DOLL OVEN STOVE

KITCHEN PRETEND PLAY SET GIRLS KIDS TOY DOLL OVEN STOVE

$47.50 18m
Littlest Pet Shop PetShop Plush Doll Soft Toy T03

Littlest Pet Shop PetShop Plush Doll Soft Toy T03

- $0.99 18m
LITTLE PEOPLE SMALL VEHICLES

LITTLE PEOPLE SMALL VEHICLES

1 $0.99 19m
5 sets of 3pcs Pink Butterfly Fairy Wing Costume Toy

5 sets of 3pcs Pink Butterfly Fairy Wing Costume Toy

$20.08 19m
NEW SALE Children's Kidkraft Workbench w Tools & 69 pc

NEW SALE Children's Kidkraft Workbench w Tools & 69 pc

$129.99 19m
 Littlest Pet Shop  46 Animals and more

Littlest Pet Shop 46 Animals and more

3 $26.00 20m
LITTLEST PET SHOP VIP PANDA BEAR WITH SEALED CODE

LITTLEST PET SHOP VIP PANDA BEAR WITH SEALED CODE

$11.99 20m
Littlest Pet Shop Lot Retired *Green FROG* #1020 *NEW*

Littlest Pet Shop Lot Retired *Green FROG* #1020 *NEW*

2 $1.04 21m

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!

Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.

Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!



Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!

Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!